Yes, I know these are evil and probably not funny to most people. . 1) Married Guy finds lamp - Everything you wish for your Mother In Law gets double "OK Genie, A young girl had just gotten her drivers license and wanted to take the car out on the town .. Ok, this is horribly dated, racist AND gross!
"There once was a man from Nantucket" is the opening line for many limericks, in which the name of the island of Nantucket creates obscene rhymes and puns. The protagonist is typically portrayed as a well-endowed, hypersexualized persona. The line is so well known that it has been used as a stand-alone joke, "There was a young man from Nantucket".